Think I will go have some tea in a Jose Mourinho cup and wipe it with Jose Mourinho tissues. The following is a fake Facebook conversation after Jose Mourinho was appointed Manchester United manager. Jose Mourinho: Okay I apologise, things have never been the same between me and the boys since you left. Jose Mourinho: You know we could’ve avoided all this, if you simply appointed me as your successor but no you went all Cyruff on me. Jose Mourinho: I am honoured to be part of Manchester United.

Source: dna May 27, 2016 08:33 UTC