Some people claim that the best way to rescue a water-damaged smartphone is to bury it in rice. Perhaps that is why David Miliband, Sir Nick Clegg and Nicky Morgan, three of the increasingly desperate tribe of Remainers, gave a press conference in a Tilda warehouse yesterday. Send the Brexit wets to a rice mill in Rainham and pray for a miracle! They had come to the paddy fields of Essex to warn that a hard Brexit would be disastrous for our rice industry. We do not see much of Mr Miliband these days but he has not learnt how to speak human during his exile in…

Source: The Times May 14, 2018 16:01 UTC