A man says that his boss’s son works for Nasa. He has heard that we will be going into lockdown shortly, and that the government is looking at alternative ways to enforce it. Worried that the military and police may not be enough, they’re working with Nasa to recruit aliens too, just for back-up. The aliens will patrol the streets with ray guns, zapping anyone in the street after 8pm. Stories of this kind (minus the aliens) seem to be inescapable over the last few days.

Source: The Times March 24, 2020 00:56 UTC