The young cyclist may have been on drugs, but Jane Bowron never got the chance to find out. So like a sensible woman on her own I opened the front door, locked it behind me and approached the yoof, saying "Hi there, can I help?" KEVIN STENT/STUFF Jane Bowron: "So like a sensible woman on her own I opened the front door, locked it behind me and approached the yoof, saying 'Hi there, can I help?'" Two days later, after the lawnmower man had been, a cellphone appeared on the veranda. But she was at pains to assure me that she only rented to sensible boys, and this boy, if he was indeed her tenant, had presented to her as a very sensible boy.

Source: Stuff February 10, 2019 15:56 UTC