I still don’t know why, although it might have something to do with the sun. I looked unto the heavens and said “This is your fault.” I was making up for lost time ... and I know I’m not the only one, hey Boris Johnson? Or is it the arrogance of the whimsical high pressure that refuses to drag itself and its Cartier watch up to see us until mid-June? I wish there had been a referendum on high pressure and low pressure. That’s what I hate about British grass.

Source: Express June 28, 2023 16:38 UTC