To The Daily Sun,I am curious as to which permits I need to obtain in order to open a blackjack and poker den in Laconia? Pursuant to Title LXIII, RSA 669:36 of N.H. law, tied votes in town elections are to be determined by lot. This was the case in Laconia on Thursday, when a tied vote was resolved by roll of the dice. You heard that right: Laconia is in for another term of mediocrity and complacency due to some plastic dice. I hear that picking straws and dueling is so 1700s, where runoff elections are the new hot fad.

Source: Daily Sun September 18, 2017 23:37 UTC