Some lecturers are happy that this is happening to Dauda, a leading figure in our camp…as if they too don’t eat biscuit bone. (Dick cuts in sharply): Stop calling Prof Richie, Dauda! Dauda the Sexy Guy was only a nickname he got about 25 years ago when he impregnated his secretary and her three daughters. I suspect Prof Jack, Prof Sting and co are the ones pushing this girl. Ajanlekoko: I suggest we continue to refer to him as Prof Dauda because we don’t even know if this office is bugged or not.

Source: Punch April 15, 2018 23:48 UTC