I did nothing but lie in the sun at my local park, read stacks of books and swim every day at the park pool. I tried a couple of dog-walking companies; they do only fast group walks or organized excursions to a dog park. My former dog walker quit on the spot after two weeks because Obie refused to walk. He refused to come, refused to drop it, refused my fake tears, refused the real ones, refused my pretence to leave without him. So this is the guy I’m going to spend my summer with.

Source: National Post May 31, 2019 23:48 UTC