He wrote: "There was an awful lot of news to digest last week, but all I could think about was the seemingly never-ending list of things I can't do without a functioning right thumb. "I can't operate scissors to get a Covid tester out of its packet. I can't do up button-flied trousers. "I can't sign my name, and I can't even wipe my bottom." READ MORE: Jeremy Clarkson rushed to hospital after slicing thumb off

Source: The Times December 21, 2021 02:40 UTC