Bailey is, incidentally, a Cavapoo, a cross between a Cavalier King Charles spaniel and a Poodle, a type of dog bred to make neighbours appear chaotic. Throughout 2020, Dilyn successfully developed and refined a foolproof ‘divide and rule’ strategy to reinforce his hold on Downing Street. Now, stories are emerging that Dilyn has been getting his teeth into valuable old books and antique furniture at the Prime Minister’s country residence, Chequers. Rumour has it that Boris Johnson was recently heard to mutter ‘Shoot that dog!’ after Dilyn made a dog’s dinner of an antiquarian book. But in any Jack Russell vs Man fight, the man is bound to lose.

Source: Daily Mail February 23, 2021 01:02 UTC