Attending the House of Lords for a wide-ranging speech by Lord Lamont on Britain’s glorious future after Brexit. Being one of the 100 singing judges — six down and four along — on TV’s prime-time All Together Now talent competition. Acting as meeter and greeter in a new ski-themed Vegan restaurant owned by Heather Mills McCartney somewhere on the South Coast. Slotted behind the Philosophy, Politics and Economics volumes in Sarah, Duchess of York’s personal library6. Standing next to UKIP leader Henry Bolton as he makes his keynote speech to his remaining supporters.

Source: Daily Mail February 13, 2018 00:33 UTC