PHOTO | MARTIN MUKANGUThe mark of a real man, the true worth of a man, is crystallised in his will to fight. A real man will fight his battles with vigour and vitality and will allow nothing to dull his vim. A real man, ladies and gentlemen, also knows when to walk away, when to count his losses and when to call it a day. Never has there been a Cabinet Secretary for Sports, Culture and the Arts as incompetent as Mr Wario. MEDAL FOR INCOMPETENCEIn fact, Mr Wario deserves a gold medal for his incompetence, for he has exhibited nothing short of an Olympian’s talent for his inability to perform.

Source: Daily Nation August 26, 2016 14:48 UTC