(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Sufi Muhammad, the disgraced leader of the proscribed TNSM, has been released after his plea bargain was deemed of an appropriate length. “Well, he was bound to be released,” said Babar Sattar, a legal analyst. But the perfect length of the plea was too compelling for it not to be entertained.”The Pakistan Fashion Design Council has also weighed in on the issue. “Flirty, yet not prudish, the plea was perfect,” said Sehyr Hassan, chairperson.

Source: Pakistan Today January 23, 2018 12:33 UTC