Because traffic lights bring out the worst in us. So we’ll often risk jumping the amber light, and if we do hit red we sit staring at the light, willing it to turn. You know where I’m going with this tortuous metaphor – because many of you will have been forced to abandon long-awaited journeys because of the Government’s dodgy travel traffic lights. No10 has left everyone in a tizzy with this crazy system of green, amber and red countries. So ditch the dodgy traffic lights, Boris and find yourself a hi-vis jacket and a green and yellow lollipop.

Source: Daily Mirror June 05, 2021 15:43 UTC