Thanks to Ms Beth Njeru, the crazy 60-year-old neighbour in my Kilimani apartment block – in fact on the same floor as myself. Plus my mean mzungu boss, Miz Cynthia Worm, wouldn’t hesitate to fire me – and in this pandemic, nobody is hiring people. So I’ve been forced to be laying the pipe on that wicked blackmailing sexagenarian jirani! ‘Smash zat, Tiger,’ she hisses as I weka weka. ‘Do you really think the antelope in my award-winning picture got away from that female cheetah, Art Amacho?’‘What do you mean, Beth?’ I said.

Source: Standard Digital December 11, 2020 08:16 UTC