(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An already stressful day became even more testing for former Finance Minister Asad Umar after he forgot to pack his phone charger while vacating his office at the Finance Ministry. “It seems the guy simply can’t catch a break today”, said a staff member at the Finance Ministry holding the charger as he casually rolled the wire over the socket and nonchalantly slipping it into his shirt pocket. At press time, a ream of A4 size paper and a new phone charger could be seen being carried into Asad Umar’s house.

Source: Pakistan Today April 18, 2019 12:33 UTC