Chinese Core Leader Xi Jinping orders his minions to clean up China’s robust toilet scene, and a septic tank in Ningbo blows up in response. My study of theology reveals the existence of a toilet god, called Cesuo Shen in Chinese, who presides over the toilet world. So fight fiercely, Core Leader! Extreme grossness is the natural state of Chinese toilets, and the toilet god may want to keep it that way. My sources inform me that the toilet god can be placated and won over by copious sacrifices of toilet paper.

Source: The Nation Bangkok December 02, 2017 18:17 UTC