The New Dark AgeThe icy winds blowThrough the dim and lost Valley of Legacy Media. The moonlit ruins of a once mighty cityLie scattered for miles around. There stand the silent stony statuesOf the ancient Lords of the Fourth Estate:King Mike and Queen Samantha,Earl Ryan of the Hot Take,Lady Melissa Chan–Green,And the Mighty Wizard Gower the Grey. The fortresses of the Public Good,The guardians of the Democratic Spirit;The unbreachable walls of Free SpeechNow all just a misty half-forgotten legend. Victor Billot has previously felt moved to write Odes to such legends as King Luxon, Lord Winston, and Toad of Seymour.

Source: Stuff March 03, 2024 07:55 UTC