That is of course much, much more difficult to do this week, after our country’s election was undermined by the Tech Bros. www.borowitzreport.com/…In full, by permission of Andy Borowitz:WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hundreds of thousands of Americans who until recently subscribed to the Washington Post are now receiving a monthly supply of gummies instead, sources confirmed on Thursday. WaPo owner Jeff Bezos has been “totally helpless” to slow the flight from his former newspaper to gummies, which consumers have deemed a more reliable product. “The volume of calls is just as high, and it’s the same people,” she said. Capitalizing on the sudden shift in consumer sentiment, the National Association of Gummy Producers has adopted the slogan, “Depression Dies in Cannabis.”

Source: Washington Post November 07, 2024 17:25 UTC