I am at that stage in life where ‘one plus’ is not good news unless it’s a phone I’ve been gifted. Penchant for self-destructionInstead, I picked a dying species with a penchant for genocidal self-destruction. I picked Homo sapiens. Today Homo sapiens have everywhere been displaced by different breeds of Bt humans: Homo economicus, Homo technologicus, Homo avarus, Homo mendax, and Homo ignorans, with the two most populous varieties being Homo patiens and Homo demens. In case I don’t crack moksha in this birth and must apply again by re-entering the cycle of rebirths, I knew exactly which species to pick: Homo taurus indicus.

Source: The Hindu July 08, 2017 18:33 UTC