Me: do you know what Halloween is? 8yo: is it Satan’s birthday? Me: what8yo: whatMe: NO, it’s the eve of the Catholic feast of all saints dayMe: the THINNING? 8yo: so when is Satan’s birthdayMe: I don’t know! 8yo, darkly: well someday I will

Source: Huffington Post October 22, 2023 12:22 UTC