How can you describe your legal, legitimate job so it sounds illegal or sketchy? This is the question a Reddit user posed to their fellows, and some of the best answers redefine professions – to troubling and fiercely entertaining effect. Photography instructor, from user andotis0105“I instruct people on how to efficiently shoot other people in a variety of situations.”3. Pharmacist, from user victorkilosierralpha“I literally do nothing but sell drugs all day.”5. Insurance seller, from user W0mbatJuice“You throw us some money every year & we promise to protect you.

Source: Irish Examiner September 08, 2018 19:30 UTC