Keeper of traditions, secrets and bins-worth of childhood memories, Moms know where the bodies are buried, specifically, the hamster under the tree and the fishes' "burial at sea." She's seen you bare naked in the tub and has the baby pictures to prove it. Moms are notoriously underpaid, frequently forfeit sick days and are SD card-carrying members of the parent paparazzi. She taught you how to use a fork, work a zipper and put one foot in front of the other both literally and figuratively.

Source: Los Angeles Times May 09, 2018 13:52 UTC