This is the tale of a fairly normal man by the name of Richard Assman. Richard – who went by Dick for short – was born in Neudorf, Saskatchewan to his parents, Elizabeth and Adolf. Dick Assman was your average, everyday Canadian just trying to make a living. Assman worked as a gas station attendant for Petro-Canada. Shortly after transferring to a new location, Dick Assman’s life was about to be changed forever.