Kids may say the darndest things, but parentspost about them in the funniest ways. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. heated_seats/Threadsbrandanfokken/Threadsemilykmayy/ThreadsAdvertisement AdvertisementAdvertisement Advertisementoneawkwardmom/Threadsziggityboom/Threadsmaryoliversdrunkcousin/Threadsthe funniest thing ever has got to be when a little toddler sees another little toddler and says “BABY!” like sir you are also a baby 😂 — 𝓜𝓻𝓼. — Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 24, 2025kayaydrew/ThreadsAdvertisement AdvertisementAdvertisement Advertisementelizabethburkeauthor/Threadsheatherlobejohnson/Threadsdanidazy/Threadsheated_seats/ThreadsAdvertisement AdvertisementAdvertisement Advertisementchacha_chancleta/Threadsshannah.maria/ThreadsWelcome to parenthood. RIP… — Among the Wildflowers (@deaflibertarian) November 21, 2025Advertisement AdvertisementAdvertisement AdvertisementI was a little excited for the “why” phase of toddlerdom.