Of course, the real sin, according to The New York Times, was not Duffy’s misspent youth, but his evolution into a father of nine, raising his children in the Catholic faith. The piece’s most personal attacks are saved for the couple’s relationship, in which Duffy is portrayed practically dragging his wife around by the hair, caveman-style. Duffy’s wife rattled off the kids’ names before mixing the batter, noting that two were away at Catholic camp, praying the Rosary. “We want to invest in growth,” Duffy responded to questions from the media about the memo. And if families like the Duffys are weird, we say “Make America Weird Again.”
