Earlier this week, a shaheed kamikaze drone hit a fuel tank less than a mile from the terminal. So many foreigners find themselves 'Detained in Dubai' that an entire organisation bearing that name has been set up to assist them. The opaque Dubai Media Office, which rarely replies to enquiries from journalists, has been working overtime in the past fortnight, assuring everyone that, basically 'everything is awesome'. A tourist and his father have been arrested in Dubai for posting war videos before the population was ordered to keep them off social media. 'Maybe Dubai just needs a bit of readjustment, and the ridiculous rents and property prices will fall a bit – hopefully not plummet.'
