Dear Readers: In advance to my departure from this column, I’m spending the next couple of weeks rerunning some favorites. And so it is with a strange mixture of pride and embarrassment that I rerun this elegant prank. Dear Amy: I have a serious problem with my future wife. Dear Amy: My daughter has my husband’s extremely pale, Nordic appearance. (You can email Amy Dickinson at askamy@amydickinson.com or send a letter to Ask Amy, P.O.